Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Books To Classic Movies: The Thing and Psycho

You know these movies, I'm sure.  Psycho is a classic by the great Alfred Hitchcock, and they just released a prequel to The Thing so I'm sure you've at least heard of it.  But The Thing I'm talking about is John Carpenter's hit from the eighties.  (The first version came out in the fifties and I've never seen it, but in the special features for the DVD it's discussed and there are some stills and such from it.)  Also, strangely enough, these two DVDs were the last I ever rented from the local Hollywood Video before it went out of business, at the same time--I remember because my dad is really weirdly cheap, so it was a big deal that he was willing to let me take out two DVDs at once.

Anyways, I've decided to do the stories in chronological order.  Obviously there will be spoilers for both films, but I'd be surprised if you didn't know them already--especially with Psycho; everything in that movie has become so... is canonized the word?  Lionized?  Well, I can't think of the word, but it's had an amazing impact on horror films, thriller films... I mean, it's Alfred Hitchcock, so...


The Thing
So The Thing started life as a novella called "Who Goes There?", published in 1938, written by John W Campbell.  It's in a "best of" book collection I found--I really tried to read the other stories, I did, but they're so painfully dated.  All of these stories except for one was written between 1932 and 1938--so the future is things like "Computers will only be the size of one room in your house!  Women will have jobs!  Robots!" (pronounced "robutts", of course).  Also, he's uncomfortably religious, and I can't figure out if he's racist, or if  it was still considered okay to say negro in the thirties.
I tried reading the first few, and gave up about halfway through the second story in the collection, "Twilight".  In it, a man from a distant and kind of cruddy future whose enchantments are crumbling, goes back in time to 1932-ish, and converses with a regular man, who relates the story to us.  Why did I give up?  Here: "'"The Moon was just setting now, and as it set, the rosy-silver glow waned and the music grew stronger.  It came from everywhere and from nowhere... I do not know how such music could be written.  Savages make music too simple to be beautiful, but it is stirring.  Semisavages write music beautifully simple, and simply beautiful.  Your Negro music was your best.  They knew music when they heard it and they sang it as they felt it.  Semicivilized peoples write great music.  They are proud of their music, and make sure it is known for great music.  They make it so great it is top-heavy"'" (Campbell 29).  Ohhh.  
You see where I'm coming from now?  The stories weren't fantastic to begin with, and at that point I was kind of too uncomfortable to continue.  (Also this implies that there are no black people in the future, or any other non-white races, so, uh, yeaaah...)
But, I had to read "Who Are You?"!

So, the premise is that there is a research team in Antarctica.  In the movie (major spoilers this is your last warning!), the Thing delivers itself to them--it was dug up by a Norwegian team of researchers and presumably kills them all off, one by one, except for one or two last crazed men (one day I'll watch that prequel...)--these last survivors are determined to murder it.  The Thing, seeking safety, takes the form of a dog (that's right!  It absorbs creatures so it can take on their shape!) and tries to run away.  The Norwegians try to shoot it (they are baaaad shots), but it makes it onto the American camp.  The men, unaware that the dog is a monster (uh... I... I can't find a good picture of the dog monster?  What!?) because it looks and acts like a completely normal dog, protect it, try to reason with the man--but he accidentally blows himself up.  (Fun fact!  If you speak Norwegian, the whole twist in the movie is spoiled by the man shouting in his language.  he says something along the lines of "That's not dog, that's just a thing imitating a dog!")
In the book, the American team finds him and other than that, it's basically the same... Basically.  Well, people get absorbed, the hot needle test is in there, and Wilford Brimley builds a spaceship.  In other respects it's real different.

The beginning describes the icy tundra, and how dangerous and awful and unforgiving it is: "It was easy for man--or thing--to get lost in ten paces" (Campbell 294).  Ohh, I see what you did there!  And yes... I know I'm being unfair, and I've had the benefit of seeing the films and them existing and it not being 1938... But still.  It seems so campy and obvious.  Was that italicization necessary?  That seems like he's overdoing it.
So it basically all starts when they discover it, and explain science things that I do not understand at all, and probably aren't considered sound anymore (there's a whole process they go through where they combine dog blood and human blood to see who's been taken over which definitely is not sound that has thankfully been done away with in the Carpenter film).
So in the film, we never see the monster in its "true" form.  There are implications--the dog monster grows big scary clawed Hulks hands at one point--but nothing we really see.  Actually seeing the monster in this is, therefore, kind of disappointing, though I'm sure people in the thirties cried themselves to sleep at night... It's something like seven feet tall, basic humanoid, scaly, blue tentacles instead of hair, three red glowing eyes, and probably big fangs or something.  So I can see how it inspired the fifties film--Carpenter's comment on the original Thing movie (The Thing From Another Planet) was that it was too much like a big Frankenstein monster, it just kind of stalked around, it didn't really do anything out of the ordinary.  Clearly this monster would do a lot of that too... (Does that make sense?  That I can see it inspiring the fifties film, but not the eighties one?  I'm incredibly impressed with Carpenter's version of it).

So yeah.  A few scientist guys want to thaw it out and study it.  Ultimately they get their way, despite there being an equal number of men who rightfully think that that's a bad idea.  It's even frozen with a snarl!  Some man offers that it is just because they don't understand that culture--that that snarl could be that race's version of a look of sorrow, or helplessness.  Another man rejoins with something like, "If that's that race's look of resignation, I don't want to see it when it's mad".  Listen, people recognize facial patterns for a reason.  You wouldn't approach a snarling dog, would you?  Or a hissing cat?  (Jonesy?)  No?  THEN DO NOT THAW AN ALIEN MONSTER OUT.

So Connant is on watch the night the Thing thaws completely: they debated on holding the Thing and keeping it in deep freeze till they go back to civilization, so I guess it's good that they didn't, but... Man, one guy--I assume it was MacReady--even expresses his desire to burn it with a flamethrower, but no, he's stopped.  Anyways, Connant is assigned to watch it...
"Connant picked up the pressure lamp and returned to his chair.  He sat down, staring at the pages of mathematics before him.  The clucking of the counter was strangely less disturbing, the rustle of the coals in the stove no longer distracting.  The creak of the floorboards behind him didn't interrupt his thoughts as he went about his weekly report in an automatic manner, filling in columns of data and making brief, summarizing notes.  The creak of the floorboards sounded nearer" (Campbell 308).  (Who Are You? by The Who just came up on my shuffle...)  But yeah.  Again, this is the moment where I have the advantage of having seen the film approximately 9867534452 times.  When Connant shows up later, apparently unchanged and undamaged, readers were probably utterly confused.  When they revealed he had been assimilated later in the story, I was just kind of like, well, duh.  I was actually confused for a while, since he obviously wasn't doing anything suspicious.
(Also he refers to a Geiger counter alternately as a Geiger counter and a cosmic-ray counter?  This was the main thing that bothered me about the story.  That is so 1950's bad... Unless if that really is some old-timey name for a Geiger counter...?)

"'Blair's blasted potential life developed a hell of a lot of potential and walked out on us'" (Campbell 308).

And, like I said, Connant was the first assimilated.  The Thing-Blair says that it's a wonder that the creature didn't eat him--Blair: "'Maybe it di--er--uh--we'll have to find it'" (Campbell 309).  Ughhhh, it's clumsy, but that's not its fault...

What's an interesting thing I noticed was that the dogs in the book, unlike in the movie, attack the Thing on site--they can't abide its existence.  Of course that made me think of the dogs in the Lovecraft novella "At the Mountains of Madness".  They attack all artifacts of the Old Ones on sight and have to be harshly restrained--not to mention that both stories take place in the same icy wasteland.  That was published in 1936, so it very well could have influenced Campbell, but who knows?

I don't really have much more... Just scenes that are similar.  There's a less-gross dogmonster, Wilford Brimley (Blair) is locked in a shed for a week after becoming possessed by the creature and building a sort of ship/weapon.  The blood scene is the same.  Carpenter supposedly was enthralled by this scene, but I don't remember exactly what he said about it--something along the lines of literally sitting on the edge of his seat, or something... (The blood scene, where he dips a hot needle in blood samples to see who is an alien--because the alien blood would try to escape--is definitely the bed in the novella.  The last thing that really stood out was during one such test, after Connant was revealed: "Garry spoke in a low, bitter voice.  'Connant was one of the finest men we had here--and five minutes ago I'd have sworn he was a man.  Those damnable things are more than imitation.'  Garry shuddered and sat back in his bunk.  And thirty seconds later, Garry's blood shrank from the hot platinum wire, and struggled to escape the tube, struggling as frantically as a suddenly feral, red-eyed, dissolving imitation of Garry struggled to dodge the snake-tongue weapon Barclay advanced at him, white-faced and sweating.  The Thing in the test tube screamed with a tiny, tinny voice as MacReady dropped it into the glowing coal of the gallery stove" (Campbell 347).


So, the story ends with the beast being defeated, more of a closed ending than the movie--Carpenter actually revealed that he wanted to make some end twist where MacReady is a Thing too (possibly the whole time, or possibly just infected in that final fight, it wasn't specified), but couldn't think of a good way to do it.  This story is pretty readable, though there are some opaque psuedo-scientific sections that are needlessly complex and get boring.  It also is kind of hard to follow, what with there being so many characters and with nothing to mark more than a few of them.  If I hadn't seen the movie I would have liked it more, though if I hadn't seen the movie, I probably would have just put the book down forever at "Twilight".  It exists well on its own, but I think Carpenter did improve on it in a huge way that I think could be considered visionary.  His idea of the Thing is really cool, adds tension, and adds some disgustingly awesome scenes (emphasis on disgusting)... Now... To a less extraterrestrial, let's get to our Alfred Hitchcock classic in this double feature...


Psycho
Like I said above, even if you've never seen this movie, you probably know about the famous shower scene, and maybe even the twist with Norman Bates.  I will begrudgingly admit that it's more likely that you'll know such tropes regarding this movie than The Thing.  As an example of its proliferation in pop culture... There's a Far Side comic about it!  (This would be more relevant if it was 1995, but cut me some slack.)  Okay... Hmm... Fine, there's an episode of Dexter's Lab that references it (I believe it's the one where Dexter's mom can't find her gloves, but it turns out that the family got her a nice new pair for her birthday and had thrown out the old pair.  It's at the very end of the episode).  This started as a book--with around seven very bad sequels... Three of them movies, one failed TV series (really!), and two other books by Robert Bloch himself (the author).  There was also a pretty crappy remake with--get ready for it--Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates.  No.  Thank.  You.  Ever.
Now, if you've seen the movie, you know the book.  It's basically the same--there are a few changes, the relationship with the boyfriend isn't so... raunchy?  Well, to an early sixties person, you know.  The private investigator is a 1940's fast-talking tough guy--my least favourite characters to read.  Last summer I tried to read some forties thrillers/mysteries, and that persona is simply unbearable for me.  The main difference is that this book is more from Norman's point of view--we follow our protagonist when she takes the money, of course, and when she is in the shower, and that sort of thing... But we see a lot of the inside of Norman's head, too.  We understand his compulsions, his attraction/hate for our showering soon-to-be victim, weird mental patterns and some understanding of why he acted the way he did... He is actually fairly intelligent (and is interested in "obscene" subject matters--cannibal tribe culture, psychology, stuff that Mother would not approve of...), and even tries to get Mother (of course no word on whether she was alive or dead at that point) to read about the Oedipus complex.  So it was kind of strange to see that in a weird way, he almost sort of knew what was going on...
Oh, one big change is that Norman Bates is kind of gross.  Anthony Perkins--kind of handsome.  A little weird looking, but okay, kind of handsome.  Polite--yeah, he says a few off things that would put you off, but you would still think of him as okay-looking.  The book's Norman Bates?  Chubby going on fat, coke bottle glasses, kind of gross.

Actually, Norman is also even made out to be a sympathetic character, even--my first note was that of surprise, when Norman shows that he is aware of the fact that his relationship with his mother isn't quite right: "'If you were half a man, you you'd have gone your own way.'  He wanted to shout out at her that she was wrong, but he couldn't.  Because the things she was saying were the things he had told himself, over and over again, all through the years.  It was true.  She'd always laid down the law to him, but that didn't mean he always had to obey.  Mothers sometimes are overly possessive, but not all children allow themselves to be possessed.  There had been other widows, other only sons, and not all of them became enmeshed in this sort of relationship.  It was really his fault as much as hers.  Because he didn't have any gumption" (Bloch 14).  Keep in mind that this book existed before the movie, before the split personality trope existed (or at least existed well, Robert Louis Stevenson)--no-one knew the twist, though, is my point.  So Norman starts out looking like a pathetic, henpecked figure who is, yeah, kind of gross.
Oh--his relationship with his mother--I mean the real one, not the crazy in-the-cellar-and-in-your-head one is kind of interesting too.  The main backstory is the same, father ran off (possibly he was said to have died in the movie), the mother started seeing a new guy, etc, is all true--even the mother and the boyfriend's "suicide pact" (that's what the local sheriff calls it in the book, though I think it's something different in the movie).  The movie implies sexual abuse of some sort, though I didn't catch any of that in the book.  The closest I found was that one time as a child, Norman was enjoying the look of himself naked in the mirror (implying masturbation, homosexual urges?).  His mother came in, saw him, and beat him senseless (aiming for his head, of course) with a silver hairbrush--hence why he needs such thick glasses.  That was interesting, to have such incidents in Norman's past life to be looked at.  He also refers to woman as bitches and "all those" bitches--though he recalls no incident where women taunted him.  That could be frustration at his impotence, his split personality coming out, or anger as the result of some sort of suppression of homosexuality, if we can rightfully take that from the mirror scene.

So skip to Mary's (oh, that's her name?) arrival at the Bates motel.  He's awkward around her, of course--his dialogue is mostly the same, but being that this is just written, it can never be nearly as off-putting as Anthony Perkins manages to make it.  Anyways.  The only reason I marked this is that their meeting takes place in the parlour of the Bates' house, rather than the office of the motel.  She notes in amazement how the room appears to be left completely alone--that is, not updated--for the last sixty, seventy years.  She notes that it looks like it was "straight out of the Gay Nineties" (Bloch 39).  A statement which makes sense--but jars me all the same.  When I think nineties, of course I think of the decade I was born in and all that goes with that; of course she'd only be thinking of 1890, though, it's only 1959!  That sort of thing weirds me out, though.  How, for example, if someone refers to the "roaring twenties", you think of, you know, 1920's, The Great Gatsby, all of that.  But by 2040, the twenties will be 2020, still, at the time of this writing, eight years away!  Does that make anyone else feel strange?  Just me?  Ah, well...

"Maybe Mother should be put away.  It was getting so he couldn't handle her alone any more.  Getting so he couldn't handle himself, either.  What had Mother used to say about handling himself?  It was a sin.  You could burn in hell" (Bloch 55).  "Handling himself"--that means exactly what you think it means.  Also, did you notice how he said he could hardly handle Mother anymore and then himself, in nearly the same breath?

Ah yes, alone in his room that night, Norman regrets snapping at Mary in defense of his mother, and goes very quickly from feeling as though he would have a real friend in her and admiring her sweetness, and even imagining he could love her and be in a relationship with her, to becoming upset that by the next morning she'd probably be gone from his life forever, and even if she wasn't, she'd reject his romantic advances and, worst of all, mock him.  At this point he starts calling her a bitch, and gets frustrated at himself for being impotent and lacking the bravery required to proposition to her and sleep with her.  I found that kind of interesting, as it seems hard to see the movie's Bates as ever having sex, or even knowing what it is... If that makes sense.  Anyways, this weirdly aggressive thought pattern occurs into the shower scene (when he watches her) until he "passes out".  The line of thought ends when he wakes up, and once he finds the body, he is no longer thinking in such a strangely confrontational way.

The scene where the car momentarily stops as it sinks into the swamp is even in the book.  Props to Alfred Hitchcock for making it so perfectly tense!
The book also discusses Norman disposing of the body (in the trunk of the car).  Strangely enough, I never wondered what he did with it in the movie.  So--yeah, I thought that bit was a little gruesome.

Um... Yeah, my next note doesn't come until Norman moves Mother down to the fruit cellar.  Instead of saying her little line about him putting her down there because she was a fruitcake (or something along those lines) she just accuses him of not loving her anymore, trying to imprison her, etc.  Norman assures her that he does love her, because if he didn't, she would just be in the state hospital for the criminally insane.  Mother responds: "'Yes, Norman, I suppose you're right.  That's where I'd probably be.  But I wouldn't be there alone'" (Bloch 147).  Bloch is good!

So the sister goes to investigate, and she books a room at the motel (the same room!) with her now-deceased sister's boyfriend.  Lila defiantly announcing that she is going to the motel: "...the sharp shadow line slashed across her neck.  For a moment, it looked as though somebody had just cut off Lila's head..." (Bloch 170).  That one... Not so clever, Bloch.  Oh, and did I mention that unlike in the movie, where Mary is merely stabbed to death in the shower, Mary's head is actually cut off!  Yikes... And a little unrealistic, even if you've got a really good knife.

Oh, and things get weird when the sister and the boyfriend pull in.  Norman starts freaking out, so he starts drinking to calm himself down.  After two drinks, the car pulls in, and things get really weird: "[The car] had nothing to distinguish it from any other car, no out-of-state license or anything like that, but Norman knew right away that they were here.  When you're a psychic sensitive, you can feel the vibrations" (Bloch 175).  I--what!?  Where did that come from?
"'Oh yes, I brought Mother back home with me.  That was the exciting part, you see--going out to the cemetery at night and digging up the grave... At first I thought she really was dead.  But she wasn't, of course.  She couldn't be.  Or else she wouldn't have been able to communicate with me while I was in the hospital all that while.  It was only a trance state, really; what we call suspended animation.  I knew how to revive here.  There are ways, you know, even if some folks call it magic.  Magic--that's just a label, you know.  Completely meaningless.  It wasn't so very long ago that people were saying that electricity was magic.  Actually, it's a force, a force which can be harnessed if you know the secret.  Life is a force too, a vital force.  And like electricity, you can turn it off and on, off and on.  I'd turned it off, and I knew how to turn it on again'" (Bloch 190-191).  I, uh, what?  No thank you Norman Bates, I no longer want this from your point of view, this is getting really weird...

Oh, one more difference is that Norman's insanity doesn't completely come from being to possessive of his Mother, and vice versa.  At least not while she was alive.  What set him off in the book, in what is basically the same wrap-up scene that basically explains his psychosis at the end of the movie, is that he walks in on his mother and her boyfriend having sex.  Because it was the thirties and sex wasn't real without rings on fingers, I guess they covered up and quickly announced that it was okay because they were getting married.  Norman later poisoned them both.  (Hey, isn't that what sets the kid off in the Halloween movies too?  Or something?  The original Halloween is just so damn boring...)  Well, whatever.  The book wraps up in almost the exact same way, with the climax, the psychoanalysts explaining everything--even the final words from Mrs Bates in the film mirror the last few sentences of the book: "She sat there for quite a long time, and then a fly came buzzing through the bars.  It lighted on her hand.  If she wanted to, she could reach out and swat the fly.  But she didn't swat it.  She didn't swat it, and she hoped they were watching, because that proved what sort of person she really was.  Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..." (Bloch 223).
Compare that to the film: "It's sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man... as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."  (Source)



So, wrap-up?  Both books were good.  Their main faults were in me, in that I had seen both films before even realizing either was originally a book.  Campbell's story is a little dated, and drags at times, but I'm sure the audiences in the thirties were practically going insane.  It's readable, and it's not necessary at all to the movie, but it doesn't hurt any.  If you really like the movie, go ahead, if the movie wasn't your thing, it's not worth it.  As for Psycho, yeah, I prefer the movie, but again, I saw that first.  Plus, you've have Anthony Perkins delivering in an amazing performance, Alfred Hitchcock, the music, all those iconic scenes... The movie builds something that words on a page simply cannot.  It really is a classic, and has not aged like some other Hitchcock films (I like The Birds, but yeah, it doesn't quite hold up that well).  If you haven't seen it yet, go NOW.  I command it!  Even if that isn't your movie genre, you're going to be impressed.  And if parts of this post seemed confusing, it is because I didn't want to go out and say directly what the twist was... Though, again, Psycho is a classic and I would honestly be surprised if you didn't know all the twists and tricks.  Even if you've never seen it before, there are definitely elements you've seen ripped off in tons of other films/comic books/etc.
As for The Thing, it's a little gorier.  It's more of an Alien movie, but grosser.  Really, I made Alex watch it, and it looked like he was going to throw up a few times.  It is pretty nasty.  But if you rent/buy it and start getting grossed out, just watch the claymation test run in the special features.  Oh, and The Thing is really long.  I tend to get a little antsy towards the end.  But I like it!  It is good, and it's considered one of Carpenter's best films.  So... That's cool.  Also a detached head grows spider legs and scuttles away!  (I had to add that... Reading about that detail was what made me want to watch the movie in the first place...)




MLA Citation Information:  Bloch, Robert.  Psycho.  TOR: New York, 1959.
Campbell, John W.  The Best of John W.  Campbell.  Ballantine Books: New York, 1976. (290-353).*

*I don't know if citing page numbers is right, or if I should have somehow worked the novella title into there, but those are the pages Who Goes There? is on, in any case...

Friday, August 3, 2012

That Hideous Strength by CS Lewis

Admittedly, this post is a few weeks old because I've been really busy--however, I couldn't pass this up, because this book is the final book in CS Lewis's Space Trilogy.  The first is Out of the Silent Planet, and it is followed by Perelandra.  This book is very, very different from the first two, and quite often I would pause while reading it and think about how amazing and strange the first two books were (especially the first!) and how... kind of boring this one is.  A lot of the beginning of the books are politics between organizations, and I mostly skimmed that, so that probably ruined my interpretations of a lot of events later in the book, too.  Also it takes place is 1940's England and not 1940's space.  And it starts off way differently, and Merlin is involved, and... honestly, if I had picked up this book first and read the blurb on the back without having read the first two, I would have never read this.
I've also seen this on a few "top 10 dystopic future books" lists, or lists of that flavour.  Um... But... Everyone is stopped.  And it's boring.  Even if you didn't read the first two books about how awesome space is--it's b-b-b-boring.  I mean, I got this copy for free, but man, I don't want to own it.  I wish I had a copy of the second book instead, even if I had to pay for it, and even if it was really predictable and a little cliche.    
Also, the New Yorker calls this book an elaborate satire--uh... Some parts are satiric, but this book definitely isn't a satire.  (The New Yorker is also kind of lame, so...)


So this book starts off looking over the shoulders of the newly married Studdocks, Mark and Jane.  For a very long time in the book I wasn't sure if Jane was a very to-the-point, accurate, and great picture of a realistic woman, or a picture of what CS Lewis would say was a wayward or not so great woman--turns out the second is true, but damn, if he didn't make that intention clear, I'd be damn impressed with the portrayal of Jane, because she is easy to empathize with and otherwise not an insulting picture of a woman.  Oops.
Anyways, Mark really wants to get in with some new organization who are trying to clean the world by killing all livings things so everything will be antiseptic and perfect (that's revealed much later, Mark thinks they're just some university elites for a long time)... They're led by one of the guys from the first book (Devine?  The one that didn't get possessed), and are clearly the forces of evil.  They're going to achieve all of their stuff with a reanimated head and a reanimated Merlin?  I... Okay, I don't really know.  I have no goddamn clue, really.  But they're the bad guys.  Evil Maledils?  I remember the terms but not what they refer to.  Well... The forces of evil.
Meanwhile, his wife starts having dream-visions, and is eventually caught and protected by the good guys.  She leads them right to the real Merlin.

Confused?  Sorry, I... I really can't help you.  This time it isn't my fault... This book is just...

In the introduction, CS Lewis compares this final book in the trilogy to his nonfiction work The Abolition of Man.  I actually bought it a week or two before this book, so maybe when I read that I'll be able to figure out the point of this book (oops).
In the introduction, CS Lewis also says that if one is curious about what happens next, they'll have to wait for JRR Tolkien's book--the book he promised CS Lewis he'd write that he never actually wrote.


So.  Many of my first notes regard Jane and her reaction to suddenly being married, the fear of becoming domestic, or somehow losing a part of her in this union, which I would say are, if not legitimate fears, undoubtedly very normal.  Of course, I've already explained how any positive point I could have made about that has already been proven moot, so let's just move on, shall we?

Also pretty early on they start discussing mythology and legends (Merlin and such), which is pretty boring--you wouldn't think so, but it is.  Also it seems kind of erroneous.  Jane's maternal friend, Mrs Dimble, starts talking about how, when King Arthur "invaded" (Lewis 29), there undoubtedly would have been a large sect of British people still wearing togas and speaking Latin and such.  Now, to be honest, I don't know a lot about the King Arthur legends, or when they're supposed to be set (I read Beowulf first, so how could you expect me to even care?)--but that just doesn't seem right.  The Latin carrying on and becoming changed seems plausible.  But the togas?  Purely Roman?  I can imagine their affects still being there and on the people, but... I kind of picture King Arthur as being a year 1000 kind of thing--which may be wrong in itself.  But this doesn't seem to bode for me.  (Especially when they mention the high Druid population on the other side of the coin--Romans took particular pleasure in killing Druids and torturing them, and I feel like even Christian Romans would put them to death.  So the two societies living simultaneously doesn't seem plausible in the slightest.)

On page 39, Feverstone--Devine (oh, I just got it, like "Divine", but he turns out to be a false prophet)--mentions Weston's murder to Mark to try to explain how evil NICE's (the evil organization is in fact named NICE) enemies are.  Again, Weston was possessed by the evil entity and had to be killed, but Mark buys it hook, line, and sinker, and of course Devine wouldn't see their business as evil.
Oh--and Mark says that anything that will preserve the human race is for him.  If you'll recall, this blind goal is what made Devine and Weston's twisted nature so clear in the first book:  "'You do not love any one of your race... You do not love the mind of your race, nor the body. Any kind of creature will please you if only it is begotten by your kind as they now are'" (Out of the Silent Planet 137).  As long as mankind can live on, maybe become better, but as long as sex still works, that's what counts.  (Oyarsa says that, in case if you were wondering).
Also, Devine calls from the liquidation/sterilization of "unfit races" (Lewis 49)--one, buying into eugenics, and two, emulating Hitler in a book set during the very last year of WWII--which Mark doesn't seem to pick up on at all.  He describes a very Aldous Huxley-like view of the future, with pre-natal education, and one which completely shapes the victim and eats at free will... Mark calls it stupendous instead of being horrified.
Oh, and killing every living thing on earth doesn't bother him either.

Anyways.  The two are kind of disconnected.  The major satirical element of this book which overall is not a satire is Captain Hardcastle--well, that's not her title, but if you grew up reading Roald Dahl, it's all but instinct to include Captain with Hardcastle.  Anyways, she's supposed to be, as I see it, the opposite of Jane, or the worst case scenario of Jane, or something.  She's a masculine woman, disgustingly so--she won't wear a corset, she chews tobacco, drinks hard alcohol (whiskey), and smokes huge cigars, talks like a man... Her nickname is "Fairy"--I'm not up on on forties slang, but today I'm sure you know, that's slang for a gay man.  And, uh, smoking cigars?  Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but there is no way in hell CS Lewis wasn't trying to illustrate some kind of penis envy along with making Hardcastle gross and manly in the worst ways.  Mark is also very grossed out by her and at one point the idea of having sex with her comes up and he starts feeling nauseous.  The Fairy asks if maybe Jane is angry with her husband, or perhaps a little jealous because he spends so much time at NICE, with her, and Mark suffers "uncontrollable disgust" (Lewis 184).  Oh!  And she leads her own police squad made up of girls--very stereotypical teenage girls, might I add.  My opinion?  Feminism is great, equality is awesome, but unsexing yourself and becoming so intensely manly is not becoming in the slightest.

Okay.  Well, again, Jane is supposed to be pictured as a kind of wayward and headstrong girl and maybe not a good Christian woman or whatever, but then I'm one too, because I empathize with her a lot.  While Mark is meeting the Fairy, Jane is having her dreams analyzed by the forces of good--something Jane, given her nature, doesn't completely believe.  "She was not indeed sure that it was nonsense; but she had already resolved to treat it as if it were.  She would not get 'mixed up in it', would not get drawn in.  One had to live one's own life.  To avoid entanglements and interferences had long been one of her first principles. Even when she discovered that she was going to marry Mark if he asked her, she though, 'But I must still keep up my own life', had arisen at once and had never for more than a few minutes at a stretch been absent from her mind.  Some resentment against love itself, and therefore against Mark, for thus invading her life, remained" (Lewis 70-71).  It's a little improper, but again, I think it's easy to see where she's coming from.  (And if not, at least consider what year this book is set in.)

Captain Hardcastle/the Fairy makes a point about how it's much easier to fool an educated man with opinions in the paper, whereas a working class man will just assume it's all lies.  This I can see, though again, it doesn't have 100% accuracy--yeah, you're going to agree with an opinion you read, and you can be tricked into it and influenced very easily.  (It happens to EVERYONE!) I wouldn't say the split between classes makes you more or less susceptible, but England has traditionally had a clearer divide in terms of classes, so maybe that fed some of what CS Lewis had to say about that... Maybe...

Skip to page 145, which is when I realized that CS Lewis wasn't making a stronger female character.  She has met the "Director", that is, the leader of the good guys--his name is different, but it's just good old Ransom.  His name was changed for legal reasons that are clumsily explained (so he could claim some inheritance?  Changing the names was a term of it?), and that's clearly CS Lewis trying to not be obvious about who it is and leave you guessing, but honestly, I realized who it was immediately.  He appears much more youthful in this book; in the other books I kind of imagined him as stodgier and older, for whatever reason.
One of the side effects of his journey is that animals recognize his touch of the divine and naturally come to him.  I mention this mostly because he has a pet black bear named Mr Bultitude, which is disgustingly adorable.  I also mention that many of the times you see him, he is accompanied by a few jackdaws.  What's a jackdaw, you may ask?  Well, in The Magician's Nephew, a Jackdaw makes (or is) the first joke (in Narnia).  I've come to the conclusion that Jackdaws must represent something important to CS Lewis to have been specifically mentioned, and not once but twice.  (Let's not forget that Ransom is a Christ figure himself, after "death", and obviously Aslan is Aslan.)  Hope?  Humour?  Whatever it is, they must have meant something special to him.

Oh!  And yeah, he tells Jane that she'd be happier in her marriage if she were just a little more obedient.  Probably true, but it still makes him sound like something of a jerk--"'[You] have lost love because you never attempted obedience'" (Lewis 145).  We can agree that that makes him sound like a jerk, right?  Also he says equality is not the "deepest thing" (Lewis 145)... Keep in mind, though, CS Lewis wasn't married until very late in his life, and probably was never really involved romantically with anyone (other than JRR Tolkien, of course)--CS Lewis even (kind of) makes amends for himself a few pages later--Mrs Dimble, I believe, says something along the lines of take what he says with a grain of salt, he's never been married and is kind of old-fashioned.  So at least CS Lewis kind of admits that he's not entirely sure of what he's talking about, or only sure of it in a theoretical sense.  Also... This is a side note, but he calls humility an erotic necessity... I... Not sure where he's going with that one.

After Ransom explains this all to her, he calls some mice of his in to eat up the crumbs they have dropped from their teatime snack.  He does this to demonstrate how very different creatures can in fact live in harmony--but I believe it could also be a reference to a section in The Book of Common Prayer--"We do not presume to come to this thy Table (O merciful Lord) trusting in our own righteousness, but in thy manifold and great mercies. We be not worthy so much as to gather up the crumbs under thy Table. But thou art the same Lord, whose property is always to have mercy: Grant us therefore, gracious Lord, so to eat the Flesh of thy dear Son Jesus Christ, and to drink his Blood, in these holy Mysteries, that we may continually dwell in him, and he in us, that our sinful bodies may be made clean by his Body, and our souls washed through his most precious Blood. Amen" (Source).  This prayer exists in Anglican/Protestant religion, so CS Lewis was definitely aware of it.

Hmm... Plot, plot... At around this point, Jane is captured by Captain Hardcastle, but saved by the good guys.  She will not see her husband (and vice versa) for the rest of the book.  Their camps have been permanently separated now.

The next page I marked is just Jane getting used to life in her new home.  The men do all the work one day, the women the next, and so on.  It makes an interesting point about how men are specific--say, the sugar goes in the green bowl that is on top of x cupboard, and a women will say put that in the the thing.  I only mark it because that may seem like another silly mistake by CS Lewis, but nope, my mom does this all the time, and yeah, I do too.
Mark, meanwhile, is taken to see the Head of NICE--literally a reanimated head.  I just thought that was kind of silly (and really gross).

"If you must see ghosts, it is better not to disbelieve in them" (Lewis 203).

There's a cook named MacPhee with the good guys.  He is a tough guy, willing to do whatever Ransom needs, but Ransom says it's useless--because he doesn't believe in the cause.  He adds that he is "'...perfectly ready... in and for this emergency, to allow the existence of these eldils of yours and of a being called Maledil whom they regard as their king'" (Lewis 222).  Obviously he can say he'll believe, and maybe if the times are desperate enough he will believe (put me in any horror movie and I'll get religious real quick too)--but he won't truly have faith.  And the Blair Witch will kill him.  Maybe he shouldn't have mocked those cairns, but nooo, had to go ahead and move them...

Ah!  So, Mark isn't a bad guy.  NICE frames him for murder and threatens to have him arrested when he tries to leave them and find Jane.  He is often deluded by visions of grandeur, but it's not bad, he's just... Well, very pliable.  But he decides immortality is silly.  He obsesses over death, rather than paying attention to the fact that he'd have an afterlife.  He's more worried about his body not being in working order, and he doesn't care about his soul.  THIS IS A BAD SIGN IN A CS LEWIS BOOK!  He is clearly being marked as an immoral, or at least painfully foolish person.
Yeah, next mark is that he believes he is right--fighting for and with Jane from behind enemy lines, a martyr... Mark is being marked, haha.  He also decides to do the right thing--or what he believes is the right thing--but then becomes depressed when he realizes how hard it will be and takes a nap instead.  CS Lewis is planting red flags and also throwing rocks at us all at once.

Next note: the good guys get Merlin, the bad guys awaken some guy who isn't Merlin but a fake.  Who is he?  What happens to him at the end of the book?  Uh.... I guess he dies?  I don't know who he is though.  I for real have no clue.  From Wikipedia, I think that Merlin trades clothes with a tramp and NICE sees the clothes and assumes it's Merlin... But could a tramp really fool them that well?  I mean, late in the book he appears to hypnotize Mark, or maybe Mark is just exhausted...?  Oh well.  Anyways, sometimes they refer to Merlin as Merlin, and sometimes Merlinus.  Why?

Oh also Ransom is a Pendragon!!!  Clumsy plot devices for everyone!!!

Oh and they namedrop Middle Earth.  I know it's an archaic term for Earth (being in between heaven and hell, see?), but I also know that JRR Tolkien was CS Lewis's boyfriend, soooo...

Jane complains about more marital problems, how men never listen to everything women have to say, whatever.  Maggs, another woman, quotes Mrs Dimble: "'"Did it ever come into your mind to ask whether anyone could listen to all we say?"'" (Lewis 300).  BAM.  This is fair, I think.  It made me laugh, at least.  Also, Kurt Vonnegut: "Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.  What do they want to talk about?  They want to talk about everything" (A Man Without a Country 47).

The book kind of continues in theological debates and NICE politics for a long time.  I'm sure important things happen between pages 70-300, but... Well, he spends too much time on the uninteresting stuff.  Theological debates are interesting, especially when CS Lewis makes them, but these are so superfluous.  I don't think I'd like the book even without them (the cool thing about the first two Spacer Trilogy books was that they were in space!), but at least it would be more to the point.  Anyways, in the other two, religious debate is pretty seamlessly in there--okay, yes, the second book became a little cliched and obvious, but I don't recall it ever being so painfully boring and dragged out.  Why mention this now?  On page 303, the book suddenly becomes interesting, when the book inexplicably starts being told from the view of Mr Bultitude, Ransom's pet bear.  I'm sure he's supposed to represent a good soul or a perfect soul in its animalistic simplicity, but whatever, Mr Bultitude is adorable and I cannot handle it.

Okay.  I don't have any notes at all until the end of the book.  The climactic scene takes place in a dining hall.  NICE, thinking they have Merlin, hold a big celebration in congratulations for... getting him...?  Well, the real Merlin is there too.  He summons animals to attack and kill the leading members of NICE, and a lot of the guests... Listen, I'm not saying that it was really the Animorphs, but they were attacked by a tiger, an elephant, a bear, a gorilla, a wolf, and a snake (Ax has a snake morph!).  So.  Just saying.
And then Merlin puts the same curse as God put on the tower of Babel on the enemies who were left--that is, that they all would speak different languages so they couldn't understand each other (though in this book they appear to actually be speaking just gibberish).

Oh, and on page 370, "poor" is spelled "pore".  Gross.
Anyways, the falling action gets weird, as this quickly becomes the only CS Lewis to feature bears having sex, and elephants having sex. In celebration of the bad guys being wiped out (remember, they wanted to wipe all life from the earth and make it completely sterile), all the animals in the area suddenly get really... excited.  Mr Bultitude gets laid, the jackdaw flies out the window to pursue a mate... Ransom actually tells Mr Bultitude to "'Take her, Bultitude.  But not in the house'" (Lewis 375).  They open the window and find the elephant from before, now making a lady elephant his lady, and when one man goes to close the curtains so no-one has to see elephants doing the nasty, one of the women says: "'No... There will be nothing unfit for anyone to see.  Draw them wider'" (Lewis 377).  What the hell, CS Lewis.  Yeah, maybe we shouldn't view it as indecent, but no-one wants to see that!  The lady goes on to say that they are dancing--yeah, the horizontal monster mash.  WHY ARE THESE THINGS HAPPENING??  Why, CS Lewis, whyyyy?

Anyways, Mark survives.  The book ends with both Jane and Mark thinking about how they will react to one another and what their lives will be like--Mark realizes that he does truly love Jane, the end of the book gives a feeling that Jane loves him (or at least is very affectionate towards him) and it ends before they meet.  The ending actually isn't that bad.  I mean, the actual end as in the last few sentences, not all the animal sex parts.  That's still weird.  But the last few sentences wrap up the book (at least Mark and Jane's drama) nicely.



.........So.  I guess I've made my opinion on the book pretty clear many times throughout this.  It's only a step above A Horse and His Boy, in terms of CS Lewis books--that is, it's nearly my least favourite.  (Then again, I read A Horse and His Boy at least once, too.)  It's just not great, it's bumbling, it's full of awkward attempts to save its own skin on the part of the author (hey, did you know that Ransom is a Pendragon?)... It's boring and confusing, which is a deadly combination.  There's a reason why people really don't know this particular book series--it ends pretty badly and okay, yeah, it's not Chronicles of Narnia.  I have a copy of Abolition of Man somewhere, and I know I should probably read it next so everything will be fresh, but I've already read two other books to write about, that are much better (well, one is anyways).  So... Yeah, I guess that's it.  OH!  And when writing for a character in a different language, find someone who actually speaks the language to help you.  There's one Italian character in this book who speaks in broken English and he always says "ecco" instead of "here"--ecco means something like, "Here it is", like if you were trying to find your hat, your friend would say "Ecco!" if he got to it first.  It doesn't mean here like "I am here".  I don't know why it annoyed me so much, I have no right to be annoyed by it (straight Cs/Ds for three years in high school Italian, awww yeah!), but it's really the only thing I remember from Italian class, so goddammit CS Lewis, get your act together.

(Also can we note that at the bottom of my Perelandra post, I say "I really hope I find the third book soon.  Although this series isn't stellar, it's pretty good."  Dammit, CS Lewis.)


MLA Citation information: Lewis, CS. Out of the Silent Planet. Scribner: New York, 2003.
Lewis, CS.  That Hideous Strength.  Scribner: New York, 2003.